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Y’know, people that are against gay marriage – if they just openly said, ‘I’m against gay marriage because thinking about two men having butt-sex, or two women having scissor-sex, kills my boner, dries up my vagina; I can’t have sex, it ruins my life – that’s why I’m against it.’ That would be a valid argument! We’d have to actually debate you on that! But these lunatics always go, ‘Well, ’cause it says in the Bible.’ Oookay, stop, HANG ON.

I’m glad you like a book. I really am. At this point, I’m glad anybody’s reading anything! And I’m not even putting – the Bible is terrific. Give it a read. It’s got monsters, and adventures, and hey, if you like torture porn, check out the Old Testament. Oh, man. Any Saw fans out there? Whooo! Get the Old Testament.

But just because you like something in a book doesn’t mean you can have the thing you like in the book happen in real life! That’s what crazy people want! I can’t go to the White House with a bunch of Green Lantern comics and go, ‘I want a Green Lantern ring! I saw it in a book I like! Make the thing in the book I like be here, now!’ I would be justifiably tased if I did that. Nobody would go, ‘Hey, we have to respect his beliefs. You know, you gotta respect everybody’s beliefs.’

No, you don’t. That’s what gets us in trouble. Look, you have to acknowledge everyone’s beliefs, and then, you have to reserve the right to go, ‘That is fucking stupid. Are you kidding me? That’s great, but I’m not gonna respect it.’ I have an uncle who believes he saw Sasquatch. We do not believe him, nor do we respect him.


- ~Patton Oswalt (Voice of Remi in Rateatoullie)

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What if I never had to explain myself ever again?

" Have you ever buried your face in your hands because no one around you understands or has the slightest idea what it is that makes you be. Have you ever felt like there was more like someone else was keeping score and what could make you whole was simply out of reach? "


" All I’ve had today is like six Gummy Bears and some Scotch "


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'Arrow' Season 3 New Cast Additions

Brandon Routh as Ray Palmer/The Atom
Karl Yune as Maseo Yamashiro
Devon Aoki as Tatsu Yamashiro/Katana
Peter Stormare as Werner Zytle/Count Vertigo

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from green lantern corps 54

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" Once I saw a dream, I had to chase it; it quickly turned reality
Who’s at fault in this game of yours and mine??
Well I guess I’ll never know "

- I’ll Be Waiting
arrow rewatch: year’s end [1.09]

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